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Quote #1512 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 5.50 / 10 (2 votes) Add to favorites
-!- Chron_John_Silver [~Chron@ChatJunkies-eb85a7ce.client.mchsi.com] has joined #linuxhelp
< Chron_John_Silver> wow
< Chron_John_Silver> i nee help w/Linux
< Chron_John_Silver> cuz i am the n00bz
< Chron_John_Silver> LINUX HELP PLZ
< Chron_John_Silver> I R NUBZ AND PREPARED TO LEARN TEH LINUX
< Chron_John_Silver> OMFG
< Chron_John_Silver> I SAID
< Chron_John_Silver> LINUX HELP PLZ
< Chron_John_Silver> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< N00B SAUCE
< PrincessAngelina> Could you stop acting like a dork first.
< Chron_John_Silver> WHA?


Quote #1511 posted by shakhmatist_11 From IRC 9.67 / 10 (3 votes) Add to favorites
<PrincessAngelina> Maybe I need to become a teacher so I could find an 18 yr old virgin who doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs.
<Kalmairn> Need to go younger for that.


Quote #1510 posted by imageek From IRC 10.00 / 10 (2 votes) Add to favorites
22:12:04 < leeugh> SemiSweet: your laundry panties are my every day panties!!
22:12:13 * LwNmWrMaN slaps SemiSweet
22:12:17 < SirPaxil> good for sniffin
22:12:21 < LwNmWrMaN> she wears the mesh ones on her "heavy" days
22:12:22 < LwNmWrMaN> :/
22:12:25 < `Xoe> omg
22:12:39 < SemiSweet> no i just go commando and put a pail btwn my knees
22:12:40 < leeugh> yikes


Quote #1509 posted by imageek From IRC 5.67 / 10 (3 votes) Add to favorites
01:10:52 < leeugh> don't unicorn tears bring people back to life?
01:10:59 < Chick^> xtravaga: yeah my guy he sucks! lol
01:10:59 < `Xoe> I think so leeugh
01:11:02 < EtherKnot> bra would be just as fitting. :)
01:11:03 < jer-5150> lol...sorry
01:11:12 < leeugh> wonder what unicorn cum would do
01:11:20 < imageek> WTF?!?!?!
01:11:22 < `Xoe> OMG
01:11:22 < |ost> lol
01:11:22 < jer-5150> it was a prewrote quote I sent
01:11:26 < |ost> hahaha
01:11:32 < leeugh> give you eternal life or some shit
01:11:36 < `Xoe> seriously
01:11:44 < |ost> leeugh: that's the funniest thing i've heard today :)
01:11:46 < leeugh> YEP
01:11:47 < `Xoe> but who would get it out of the unicorn?


Quote #1506 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 10.00 / 10 (3 votes) Add to favorites
< Tinal> and she also has this one tupperware thing on her keychain
< Tinal> that is for holding a single condom that's been removed from it's foil pack but not used
< Tinal> when i borrowed her keys to get the mail i noticed it on my way down the elevator
< Tinal> opened it
< Tinal> and PLOP
< Tinal> condom falls onto the floor
< Tinal> i kicked it into the void between the elevator car and the floor
<@jimmiejaz> so you put the condom into the shaft?
<@jimmiejaz> you're doing it wrong.


Quote #1501 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 9.75 / 10 (4 votes) Add to favorites
< jimmiejaz> NICKELBACK frontman CHAD KROEGER always seemed like quite a nice boy - until he revealed he can put his manhood in his mouth.
< AngelZ> Nothing wrong with it if he didn't find anything wrong with it and he didn't care if anyone saw him.
< AngelZ> Oh and one more thing. I'm sure you guys would love it if a girl could suck her own pussy and you wouldn't mind it. You hypocrites.
< banshee> well it would save us time


Quote #1500 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 9.33 / 10 (3 votes) Add to favorites
< ZeroHour> wal mart is making christmas orniments of obama so now every person in america can hang a nigger from thier tree
< jimmiejaz> can we hang a nigger? yes we can


Quote #1499 posted by derjur From IRC 7.50 / 10 (2 votes) Add to favorites
08:45 <@derjur> ffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
08:53 < NameBrand> cccccccccccc
08:53 < Zz> kkkkkkk
08:54 <@derjur> w00t! group fuck


Quote #1498 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 9.33 / 10 (3 votes) Add to favorites
< zippers> Not safe for anyone except me:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPNICgdlbl8
< jimmiejaz> This video is not available in your country.
< zippers> That's cuz your country doesn't like their homegrown band.
< jimmiejaz> no, we have taste.



Quote #1497 posted by RWG From IRC 8.00 / 10 (2 votes) Add to favorites
<Ashkan> Any girl for chat?
<TheFuzz> why not a man
<TheFuzz> why does it have to be a girl
<Ashkan> for speaking
<TheFuzz> you want to cyber rape her
<TheFuzz> bad Ashkan
<Ashkan> why?
<Ashkan> I am not bad
<Ashkan> I am rap artist
<rwg_> "artist"
<TheFuzz> lol
<rwg_> Basically, you're still going to rape her.
<Ashkan> may be


Quote #1496 posted by RWG From IRC 9.33 / 10 (3 votes) Add to favorites
<ronsn> hi family
<rwg_> For the last time, we aren't your family
<rwg_> stop mooching
<rwg_> and get the hell off my lawn


Quote #1493 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 9.75 / 10 (4 votes) Add to favorites
xcham: I was playing Wii sports BOWLING and I began to sweat
J.J : I've never touched one.
xcham: go over to someone else's place, drink their beer, play with their Wii
xcham: that sounds dirtier than it should


Quote #1491 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 7.25 / 10 (4 votes) Add to favorites
<@jimmiejaz> o.k, so there's apparently nudes of miley cyrus floating around, and digg/reddit are going crazy to find them.
<@jimmiejaz> remember, she's 15, and these people are asking in public where they are.
<@derjur> aroused
* derjur sits "over there"
<@jimmiejaz> hahaha
<@derjur> "i swear, i didn't know she was 4!"
<@derjur> *14
<@derjur> fuck


Quote #1488 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 10.00 / 10 (4 votes) Add to favorites
<@jimmiejaz> /msg nickserv help group
<@jimmiejaz> group (link) this nick to your main, you get same levels/permissions and no need to enter your pass to change nicks
< derjur-work> identify lkja987as
< derjur-work> time to change my password
-!- derjur-work [~d@CPE001.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by jimmiejaz))]


Quote #1487 posted by RWG From IRC 8.67 / 10 (3 votes) Add to favorites
* kent (~kent@ChatJunkies-c8e7adf5.aby.bellsouth.net) has joined #linuxhelp
<kent> hello
<rwg> harro
<kent> I fist linux machine
<rwg> That sounds painful
<rwg> for both you and the computer.


Quote #1484 posted by syberghost From IRC 10.00 / 10 (3 votes) Add to favorites
<DammitJim_locked> hey guys.. good morning
<DammitJim_locked> what is the command to kick my other username out?
<syberghost> DammitJim_locked: /quit DammitJim
<reya276> oh that was you DammitJim
* DammitJim_locked has quit ("DammitJim")
<syberghost> and the crowd goes wild


Quote #1481 posted by ayukawa From IRC 7.00 / 10 (2 votes) Add to favorites
* warmfuzzies hands raistlin a sarcas-o-meter and notes that it's off the scale.
<Raistlin> when making deadpan sarcastic remarks, you need to use the <sarcasm> tag, it's in the RFC
<Ayukawa> <sarcasm> is deprecated. use style="tone: sarcastic;"


Quote #1480 posted by syberghost From IRC 9.67 / 10 (3 votes) Add to favorites
<Synnovea> I <3 coffee
<syberghost> Coffee is only using you. It actually loves Sheila. It told me yesterday at lunch.
<Synnovea> thats okay, i dont mind being the other woman :)


Quote #1479 posted by syberghost From IRC 10.00 / 10 (2 votes) Add to favorites
<RedJak> So, I'm on here, having some conversation, going back and forth between updating the site and IRC, and I mention something on here about AK-47 trigger assembly 'trophies'. This prompts a question in mah head about what really makes the Kalashnikov fully automatic.
<RedJak> So, I open a new tab in camino (Mac FTL), and use the google searchbar a the top to search for AK-47 schematics, in order to gain insight to fuel my comments on the takedown of full-auto-compliant parts
<RedJak> after a minute or two, I see the sketches/drawings/blueprints, and switch the tab back to the work CMS.
<RedJak> I have a bit of trouble implementing a new feature in the CMS ( web-based content import), so I ask my boss the number for the CMS provider.
<RedJak> my curious boss comes over to my desk, shoulder-surfs my troubleshooting efforts,
<RedJak> and then, out of the blue, shoots me this completely-terrified look of shock and horror
<Naked_Snake> Heh
<inh> full-autowned
<RedJak> He quickly goes back to his office, and shuts the door, and then it hits me:
<mkillebrew> he realized your CMS didn't validate user input and is vulnerable to injection?


Quote #1477 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 10.00 / 10 (1 votes) Add to favorites
-!- Wheel-of-Fortune <~Alexey@ChatJunkies-e8ec80f8.cust.tele2.ru] has joined #linuxhelp
< banshee> the price is right kicks your ass



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