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Quote #1027 posted by MasterOfHyrule From IRC 9.14 / 10 (7 votes) Add to favorites
(Sethy) How many Supreme Court Justices can you guys name?
(MasterOfHyrule) uh...
(MasterOfHyrule) Bush?
(Sethy) Aaaand how many members of the Bradey Bunch can you name?
(MasterOfHyrule) Marsha, Cindy, Jane, Peter, Bobby, Greg, Mom, Dad, Alice
(Sethy) ...Now what does that say about you?


Quote #874 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 8.75 / 10 (8 votes) Add to favorites
<jimmiejaz> it's very strange.
<efferfax> Oh, I do have a SCREEN process as well as "screen" process.
<efferfax> gkelly 8071 0.0 0.2 2652 1016 pts/2 S+
20:59 0:00 screen
<efferfax> gkelly 8072 0.1 0.3 2792 1484 ? Ss
20:59 0:00 SCREEN
<jimmiejaz> is your screen bin -rwsr-xr-x ?
* jimmiejaz kills the one running as root. ..
* jimmiejaz has quit IRC (Quit: Lost terminal)


Quote #900 posted by imageek From IRC 8.50 / 10 (8 votes) Add to favorites
<Aenima-> the speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING"


Quote #1029 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 8.50 / 10 (8 votes) Add to favorites
<+flamoot> religion is how god talks to us
<+flamoot> he publishes books full of crucial edicts
<+flamoot> they lay out human morality
<+flamoot> god, how lost are you heathens!
<@intmac> okay flamoot, why doesn't he just use irc like the rest of us?


Quote #482 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 8.45 / 10 (22 votes) Add to favorites
<@intruder> B(E) infuses beer with caffeine, guarana and ginseng, along with berry aromas for a sweeter, yet more tart taste at 6.6 percent alcohol by volume
<@intruder> doesn't ginsing make you horney?
<@jimmiejaz> doesn't booze in general?
<@intruder> haha it makes you less selective
<@jimmiejaz> is there a difference?
<@intruder> when your hitting on the bouncer at the end of the night, yes


Quote #715 posted by knight- From IRC 8.18 / 10 (17 votes) Add to favorites
[01:31AM] <PC^God> software is like sex. one mistake and you end up supporting it for the rest of your life


Quote #198 posted by typobox43 From IRC 8.16 / 10 (25 votes) Add to favorites
* AREA (~area51@hidden-38009.zoominternet.net) has joined #YLB
<AREA> Ok how do i fix my name again...LOL its me wheatons
<typobox43> what's broken about it? :p
* Press Alt+F4 to check your mail. You have (3) new messages.
<AREA> soposed to have the number 51 with it
<typobox43> /nick AREA51
* Press Alt+F4 to check your mail. You have (3) new messages.
* AREA (~area51@hidden-38009.zoominternet.net) has left #YLB
<Press> HAHAHAHAHA
<typobox43> hahahaha
* Press is now known as e
* e whistles innocently

<AREA51> i seen a message come up saying it alt+f4 you have new mail and when i did it kicked me off
<typobox43> odd
<typobox43> wonder why it would kick you off :/
<AREA51> cause it doesnt like me.. i guess...LOOL
<AREA51> how do i register again?
<typobox43> /ns register PASSWORD EMAIL@ADDRESS
<e> huh, weird that it did that
<AREA51> so...did i really have mail or not?
<typobox43> probably
<AREA51> never got mail threw irc before
<AREA51> how do i check
<typobox43> probably Alt+F4,like it told you to :p
<AREA51> well if i go away you'll know why
* AREA51 (~area51@hidden-38009.zoominternet.net) has left #YLB
<e> OMFG

* AREA51 (~area51@hidden-38009.zoominternet.net) has joined #YLB
<AREA51> well the mail is not that important
<e> surely not.


Quote #484 posted by pcgod From IRC 8.15 / 10 (20 votes) Add to favorites
7:40:01] <Chaos> you're an IRCop, you can get +o in any channel
[17:40:02] <Chaos> :P
[17:40:24] <PC^God> just because I *CAN* doesn't mean I *SHOULD*
[17:40:39] <Pita> isn't that what power is for, though? To abuse?
[17:40:49] <-- Pita has quit (Killed (DSC22 (absolutely)))


Quote #220 posted by RickoniX From IRC 8.14 / 10 (22 votes) Add to favorites
<cwilbur> we have a database table with fifteen million rows in it.
<cwilbur> they brought a manual database change in.
<cwilbur> "please print a table dump before and after you make the change."
<Azhrarn> nothing like hard copy to recover mistakes from!
<cwilbur> there are fifteen million rows in the table. if you want us to make a dump of the table just in case, that makes sense. but do you really want a *book*?
<cwilbur> "our policy says that we need a printout."
<confound> hahaha
<cwilbur> oooookay.
<Azhrarn> print out a link to the backup on your intranet :)
<confound> "that's not MY policy."
<cwilbur> no, they want a printout, they'll get a printout.
<pmichaud> what font size? how many lines per page?
<Azhrarn> Poor trees
<Halfjack> They'll only want it once.
<cwilbur> when someone asks why we've gone through three toner cartridges and the printer is still printing, we'll refer them to the twit.
<Azhrarn> shrink the font till it fits on one page :)
<pmichaud> purl, 15000000 / 66
<purl> 227272.727272727
<Azhrarn> !
<pmichaud> purl, 227272 / 5000
<purl> 45.4544
<pmichaud> 45 cases of paper :-)
<pmichaud> at 66 lines per page
<Azhrarn> and after he makes the changes...


Quote #701 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 8.11 / 10 (9 votes) Add to favorites
< AJK> i have a strong beleif that femenists are better in bed... cuz they like to be empowered.. and a woman can be as empowered in teh sack as she wants with me... cuz its less work for me in the end


Quote #683 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 8.08 / 10 (12 votes) Add to favorites
<@jimmiejaz> In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to molest an automobile; in Daytona Beach, Florida the molestation of trash cans is banned.
<@jimmiejaz> you have to wonder... what prompted that...
<@merker> dumpster diving
<@jimmiejaz> molsting an automobile?
<@merker> car jacking


Quote #464 posted by General Edor Crespin From IRC 8.08 / 10 (13 votes) Add to favorites
<CG_Mac> From the St Pete Times today: "I tried to install XP SP2 on my computer, and it just won't install. I downloaded it off a CD from my friend, and it says it's incompatible with Windows 98. What can I do to fix this?"


Quote #142 posted by Hart From IRC Quit Messages 8.04 / 10 (23 votes) Add to favorites
*** The-Fiend (TheFiend@ACBC91E7.ipt.aol.com) has quit Quakenet (Quit: WinBot: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!)
<Hart> Damn that was long


Quote #155 posted by Dan From IRC 7.96 / 10 (25 votes) Add to favorites
<%typobox43> (I/O, I/O, it's to the bus we go)
<%typobox43> I can just imagine the electrical pulses singing that.
<+BlindFool> You need to be shot


Quote #277 posted by syberghost From IRC 7.96 / 10 (24 votes) Add to favorites
<Freezer_Burn> how do i removed a burned in image from my monitor
<seamuso> buy a new monitor
<Freezer_Burn> i cant
<Kornchild> how did you burn an image into yoru monitor?
<Freezer_Burn> i set it to full screen at high brightness and fell asleep
<Freezer_Burn> there is a faint outline of a naked lady with her legs wide open showing her privates
<Freezer_Burn> and i i have to remove it before my mom comes home tomorrow night
<trance`> Freezer_Burn LMFAO
<meanolthing`> lol


Quote #305 posted by Azhrarn From IRC 7.91 / 10 (23 votes) Add to favorites
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.


Quote #541 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 7.91 / 10 (11 votes) Add to favorites
<phr34ky> I wanna move to tokyo and go to college there
<rh4ps0dy> phr34ky: You'd be like 2 feet taller than everyone in Tokyo...
<rh4ps0dy> They'd be all like, "OH NO! It is GOJIRA! We must run!"


Quote #582 posted by xcham From IRC 7.89 / 10 (9 votes) Add to favorites
Dave: what the hell kind of person doesn't clean their god damned sheets
Adrian: well, if translated japanese hentai comics are to be believed, women find the smell of dried cum to be a turn-on
Adrian: add that one to world's greatest conversation killers
Dave: hahaha
Adrian: at least you didn't say "link?"


Quote #906 posted by jimmiejaz From IRC 7.89 / 10 (9 votes) Add to favorites
< Rustblade> rogers is a useless piece of shit
< Rustblade> msn down for anyone else?
<@jimmiejaz> nope.
* JackSwift is on msn.
<@jimmiejaz> you know it JackSwift.
* jimmiejaz 's MSN accounts are fine.
-!- Rustblade [aminorex@CM0012256ec8a.cable.rogers.com]has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
<+JackSwift> . heh, that's what you get for dissing rogers.


Quote #841 posted by pillowcase From IRC 7.86 / 10 (7 votes) Add to favorites
[2:48pm] pillowcase_: shut your pie hole
[2:49pm] jimmiejaz: :O
[2:50pm] jimmiejaz: :|



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